This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I am puke
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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