what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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