is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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