honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
