You're so nebulous sometimes
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
