i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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