oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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