:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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