i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So here I am, sexting at work.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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