yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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