I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
