Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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