How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I intend to get homeless drunk
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
