I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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