if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Randomize
