dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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