Little spoons don't ask big questions
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
