i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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