Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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