you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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