Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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