Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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