omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
barbara walters just said penis...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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