yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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