I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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