I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
worst night to have a conscience
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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