I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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