Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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