okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's rum buckets o'clock
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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