It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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