She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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