escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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