Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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