i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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