I just made out with a guy for $7.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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