now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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