No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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