I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
