We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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