I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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