his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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