We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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