I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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