Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
