i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we made out on top of his cat.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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