Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Enjoy the penises
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Randomize
