I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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