i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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