wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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