did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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