Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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