She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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