dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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